• Best Wishes Merry Christmas and Happy New Year

 

  Short Christmas Wishes, Messeages, and  Quotes

  • The adult does not believe in the Father Christmas. He votes.

 

  • There are four ages in the life of man: – the one where he believes in the Father Christmas; – the one where he no longer believes in the Father Christmas; – the one where he is the father Christmas; – the one where he looks like the father Christmas.

 

  • What matters to Christmas is not to decorate the tree, it’s to be all together.

 

  • When one has a good conscience, it is Christmas permanently.

 

  • – What are you doing for Christmas? – I take two pounds.

 

  • Christmas is not a day or a season, it’s a state of mind.

 

  • Childhood is to believe that with the fir tree Christmas and three snowflakes the whole earth is changed.

 

  • Christmas is a conspiracy to make single people feel that they are alone.

 

  • Christmas is another good excuse to love and spoil the people we love and love.

 

  • The biggest surprise of the morning Christmas it is to read: “batteries not provided” on the packaging.

 

  • What is the difference between a priest and a tree of Christmas? Note: In both cases, the balls are for decorating.

 

  • Who does not have Christmas in the heart will never find it at the foot of a tree?

 

  • Christmas is there, this joyous Christmas, gifts full arms, That warms our hearts and brings joy, Day of the most beautiful memories, The most beautiful day of the year.

 

  • It is said that youth no longer believes in anything. What sadness … And if one day the FatherChristmas no longer believed in children!

 

  • Christmas is the only party where children receive gifts without having to say thank you.

 

  • I put my shoes in front of the fireplace, the father Christmas brought me feet.

 

  • I understood that Father Christmas did not exist when I was 5 years old. I entered a department store and he asked me for an autograph.

 

  • To prepare a tree of Christmas tree things are needed besides ornaments and the tree, faith in the good days to come.

 

  • The spirit of Christmas should give wings every day to love.

 

  • Come to see me in Los Angeles, we’ll go Christmas in the family, we will celebrate!

 

  • As soon as the adult kills the myth of the existence of the father Christmas he forgets the miracle of the true sharing that exists in the heart of the child.

 

  • To become an adult is to recognize, without suffering too much, that the “Father Christmas” does not exist.

 

  • When decorating a fir tree Christmas we always feel like we need another garland!

 

  • From a purely commercial point of view, if Christmas did not exist it would have to be invented.

 

  • If the father Christmas is a junk, in which container should we throw it?

 

  • A woman who votes a divorce law is like a turkey who would vote for Christmas.

 

  • Could not we fix New Year’s Eve to August 15, so that the father Christmas finally evolves into extinct chimneys?

 

  • When we eat cake (from Christmas) We eat the eggs (Easter) behind the stove.

 

  • The design is nothing, it’s gifts from Christmas.

 

  • I understand that there is Superman and the Father Christmas but what does a porcupine do at the funeral of the Easter Bunny?

 

  • AT Christmas, let’s have fun, let’s take advantage of it because Christmas it’s only once a year.

 

  • The night of Christmas is the most awful night to stay alone in bed because the alarm clock does not look like Kodak pubs with kids in slippers … it looks like any other day of the year!

 

  • True computer scientists always confuse Halloween and Christmas because for them: Oct 31 = Dec 25.

 

  • Whoever invented the Christmas He’s a guy who had to run a shop.

 

  • I had so many women and children that every Christmas I wonder what house to start.

 

  • Like in a nice fairytale Christmas. Imagine that all life can happen like that, with many moments of happiness, some difficult moments to pass. A heroic lie of people who never give up.

 

  • Time is when we go from one Christmas to the other.

 

  • Okay, father Christmas exist. The mother Christmas on the other hand, I do not believe it.

 

  • – You know the difference between the great love and the Father Christmas?- …
  • – At worst we do not care, the two do not exist.

 

  • Father’s parents Christmas would have also wished that their son really exists.

 

  • Soon Christmas, My heart is racing.

 

  • We could imagine a world with the spirit of Christmas the time of a life.

Democracy is like father Christmas with time we stop believing it.

– I love it. He is nice.

– But he’s fooling around.

– … as Father Christmas Greetings !

 

– And I’m an easter egg or a tree of Christmas should know eh!

– Back down.

– Oh yeah, go back! You could speak French at least!

Dobermann: When you enter the bank, the breath of the rocket has stuck everyone on the wall …

Mosquito: The breath of the rocket … It’s beautiful, it’s Christmas!

Father: It smells of the fir …

Why Christmas Does it always happen when the shops are crowded?

Christmas is only happy for children and lovers.

 

Christmas Wishes Sayings

This Christmas period turned out to be more gloomy than ever. The streets were dripping with garlands of light, the loudspeakers played a loop of musky orchestral music, people rushed into the shops looking for futile objects in an atmosphere of the party agreed, interminably consumed.


Christmas is a lie that reunites families around a dead tree covered with lights, a lie woven of tasteless conversations, buried under pounds of buttercream, a lie that nobody believes.


Soon Christmas …. and if we asked Santa to grant us two lives …. one to train and the other to enjoy it fully ….?

 

Christmas is only happy for children and lovers.

 

At Christmas, I do not want pinker than I would like to snow in the spring. I like every season for what it brings.

 

Christmas is a lie that reunites families around a dead tree covered with lights, a lie woven of tasteless conversations, buried under pounds of buttercream, a lie that nobody believes.

 

Christmas is not a day or a season, it’s a state of mind.

 

What matters at Christmas is not to decorate the tree, it’s to be all together.

 

Christmas celebrates the birth of Jesus Christ, son of God, who came to earth to erase the sins of the world, but he had forgotten his gum.

 

Santa Claus is gone, he left nothing, I even owe him 2, 3 tickets …

 

It has been calculated that every year Christmas causes the death of ten thousand times more young trees in good health than do all the wildfires in August.

 

May the kindness figure of Santa Claus remind you of the figure of Father’s Love in Heaven.

 

Christmas is here, this merry Christmas, gifts full of arms, which warms our hearts and brings joy, the day of the most beautiful memories, the most beautiful day of the year.

 

It’s Christmas, the most wonderful Christmas in my life. In my shoes, there is your heart, your body, your soul, the joy of living and working together. An object would be the useful gift that I reprove. Superfluous. I would only look at the hands that give it. My Jeannot, I will never repeat enough: thank you, thank you for your creative genius, thank you for our love.

 

Christmas is a conspiracy to make singles feel that they are alone.

 

Santa just thinks: you have to visit people only once a year.

 

Christmas tree: we have even managed to make the trees ridiculous.

 

Hopefully this year, Santa will bring me an alarm clock that makes no noise.

 

A Christmas without snow is not a real Christmas. .. – Last year there was snow, you did not stop yelling! – Yes, but I did not have my good tires.

 

I understood that Santa did not exist when I was 5 years old; I went back to a department store and he asked me for an autograph.

 

Well ! my little Santa Claus, I’m going to make my program worse! You are going down to earth tonight, and not only will you do nothing to them in their patrons, but you will also dabble them said patrons, and I guess beforehand to the spectacle of all these imbeciles contemplating tomorrow their hearths widowed shoes.

 

This Christmas period turned out to be more gloomy than ever. The streets were dripping with garlands of light, the loudspeakers played a loop of musky orchestral music, people rushed into the shops looking for futile objects in an atmosphere of the party agreed, interminably consumed.

 

Christmas night is the most awful night to be alone in bed because the alarm clock does not look like Kodak pubs with kids in slippers … It looks like any other day of the year!

 

It’s a flood, Christmas, and it’s a landslide. Garlands are disproportionate muscles that curl and swell to stifle what was left of reality. Flashing lights crawl to buildings and escalate to blind them. Screes of motley balls become hailstorms of ruthless hailstones. The windows are covered with thousands of stars. Endless stages of bubbling false joy are piling up over the streets. There is no other geography than that of the cataclysm.